Cliff Jumping

Patriotic Republicans

It was reported from the Oval Office today that President Obama adamantly opposes jumping off cliffs. Apparently even as a young Muslim growing up in Kenya his mother would frequently ask if his friends did it would he do it too!

Republicans and Tea Partiers alike are furious with the President’s stance. According to former Governor Mike Huckabee “We will not standby and let this President outlaw cliff jumping. This is a free speech issue.” In a bold move former Governor Huckabee and Rush Limbaugh are organizing a national day of cliff jumping. They are calling on all patriotic Americans to jump off a cliff with them on November 6, 2012!